AND WHAT?

Dear Diary,

I am SO over these confirmation hearings. Senators are so dumb. I cannot believe the way Barbara Boxer was all up in my grill, like, "You blew it with the tsunami opportunity" and "you misrepresented information about 9/11 and Iraq"....

But luckily, I just remained calm and told her, "Girrrrrl! I KNOW you're not tryining to impune MY integrity!" She is so lame!

And as for the rest of them, I think I definitely convinced them I will be an awesome Secretary of State. I told them I was totally down with working with Israel and Palestine, that we'd keep on Iran and N. Korea to get rid of their nuke programs, and that we'd build a candid, co-operative and constructive relationship with China. I think they bought it! Plus I totally stood firm on the administration's military operations in Iraq.

Anyway, I really, really, really hope the Senate Foreign Relations Committee votes me in!!!!