HOTNESS

Awwww YEAH... No doubt I definitely rocked the hizzy today at Wiesbaden Army Airfield! I had on this totally awesome Matrix-y coat and sexy dominatrix boots.

I think my ensemble surprised a few people, but what do they expect? I'm not going to wear some raggedy tweed nonsense and "sensible" shoes. I'm the freaking Secretary of State for the U.S of A! I am so not down with non-threatening aesthetics!I can't help it if the press wants to make weird connections between my totally hot outfit and "sex and power." They're just jealous because I look so good. Anyway, brooches and ruffles are so National Security Advisor.

How ya' like me now?!

Me and Mr. Prez!

Today, Mr. President and I were talking to NATO and the EU about Iraq aid (Don't we look good together in this picture? Red is my best color, I think). Anyway, all 26 NATO members are going to contribute something (it's about time they start protecting Freedom, too.) France and Germany seem totally down now. I'm glad Chirac has stopped being such a cry-baby party-pooper. His opposition to war is really tiresome.

It's too bad the President needs to go to the Slovak capital Bratislava for a summit with Putin this week. It's taking too much time away from dealing with my "outposts of tyranny." What's Russia's problem? Putin keeps talking some nonsense about how democracy has to be adapted to the realities of Russian life today. Like you can even conform democracy to traditions and history!

You'd Better Recognize!

Dear Diary,

I totally put the smack down on Syria AND the US Senate today! I had to go testify before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for this stupid budget request (BTW, it seems really silly to me that I have to justify the reasons I need money to protect Freedom and Liberty).

Anyway, I tried to tell the Senate how Syria gives money to guerillas in Iraq and Israel and how Syria is still all up in Lebanon. I mean, I don't think these Senators get it. We recalled our ambassador to Syria. This is serious! We totally need to increase the sanctions and get up international isolation levels so Syria will represent and do whatever we say. Syria had better recognize with a quickness!

Stupid Pyongyang

Ugh! I am so mad at North Korea today. Why don't they want to talk to me about their nuclear weapons programs? I didn't sign on for any of this resistance BS. Pyongyang is definitely risking deepening its isolation. I think it was way nice of me to offer them a way out, but whatever. Some people are soooooo ungrateful.

This guy pisses me off!

Dear Diary,

OMG! You will NOT believe what Zimbabwe's President Mugabe said about me yesterday! He totally dissed me!!!! He said that I am girl born out of slave ancestry and that I should know "that the white man is not a friend." I'm not sure exactly what he means by that because the President of the United States is a very good friend of mine, and he's a white man, so clearly Mugabe is wrong about that.
Also, Mugabe said that "the white man is the slave master to" me -- which is totally not true, especially because I work to bring democracy and liberty to the world with my white male colleagues. If this administration were pro-slavery, I don't think the President would have asked me to be his Secretary of State. I really resent Mugabe saying that I have to "echo [my] master's voice" -- I mean, there may be a fine line between 'President' and 'master,' but just because I happen to unquestioningly follow all the orders I'm given by white men and I blindly agree with everything the white men I work with say, it doesn't mean I've confused the two terms....

Whatever. Mugabe's just jealous because we have more nuclear weapons than he does. And he's probably thirsty from all that drought. Ha! Ha!