Me and Mr. Prez!

Today, Mr. President and I were talking to NATO and the EU about Iraq aid (Don't we look good together in this picture? Red is my best color, I think). Anyway, all 26 NATO members are going to contribute something (it's about time they start protecting Freedom, too.) France and Germany seem totally down now. I'm glad Chirac has stopped being such a cry-baby party-pooper. His opposition to war is really tiresome.

It's too bad the President needs to go to the Slovak capital Bratislava for a summit with Putin this week. It's taking too much time away from dealing with my "outposts of tyranny." What's Russia's problem? Putin keeps talking some nonsense about how democracy has to be adapted to the realities of Russian life today. Like you can even conform democracy to traditions and history!