Boo-Ya! Asia for me!

Dear Diary,

This diplomat stuff is even easier than I thought it would be. I've already used my mad skillz to help fix some stuff in Europe and the Middle East. I just hope everything goes smoothly during this South and East Asia tour this week. China's been trying to get all uppity with some anti-secession crap with Taiwan. I mean, what kind of nation thinks it can just decide to attack another just because it disagrees with the other's actions and policies? That is so weak. I am so not down with China's growing economic and military strength.

I am also not down with Pyongyang giving me a hard time next week. Kim Jong-il had better represent and agree to some new six-party nuclear weapons negotiations.
PS- There's no way I'm apologizing for calling North Korea an "outpost of tyranny." They so are!
PPS- NOT looking forward to talking in Afghanistan about democracy and freedom...