Colombia is so DOWN

Dear Diary,

I'm really glad we're gonna go on supporting Colombia's fight against drug traffickers and left-wing insurgency even when Plan Colombia formally expires soon. I mean, how awesome is it that Colombian authorities won back large areas of land from left-wing rebels? I totally HATE rebels -- unless they are pro-PEACE, pro-Justice, and pro-DEMOCRACY. I'm pretty sure President Alvaro Uribe is the most loyal US ally in South America. So it's not even a big deal to give him more than $600 million a year to fight drug-traffickers and rebels.

I LOVE my job!!!!