There WILL be peace in the Middle East!!!
5/9/05
Dear Diary-- What's up? Today I was at Kofi's press conference in Moscow for the Middle East "Quartet." (i.e. I have to work with Russia, the UN and the EU to get peace in the Middle East-- not that I need their help to create a just, comprehensive, and lasting settlement to the Arab-Israeli conflict. I could totally do it by myself.... But I guess I DO have the advantage that both PMs Sharon and Abbas are so down with me). People seem to think the Middle East Roadmap isn't going to work -- ooooh! like it's soooo hard to get the Israelis to release Palestinian prisoners and getting Palestinian militants to lay down their arms. All we have to do is follow the Sharm El-Shiekh agreements, dummies. This Israeli disengagement from the Gaza and four West Bank territories is going to be hella smooth. I am gonna get mad props for establishing a democratic Palestinian state! Yeeeeah!
PS- That special envoy, James Wolfensohn, had better not mess this shit up.
Dear Diary-- What's up? Today I was at Kofi's press conference in Moscow for the Middle East "Quartet." (i.e. I have to work with Russia, the UN and the EU to get peace in the Middle East-- not that I need their help to create a just, comprehensive, and lasting settlement to the Arab-Israeli conflict. I could totally do it by myself.... But I guess I DO have the advantage that both PMs Sharon and Abbas are so down with me). People seem to think the Middle East Roadmap isn't going to work -- ooooh! like it's soooo hard to get the Israelis to release Palestinian prisoners and getting Palestinian militants to lay down their arms. All we have to do is follow the Sharm El-Shiekh agreements, dummies. This Israeli disengagement from the Gaza and four West Bank territories is going to be hella smooth. I am gonna get mad props for establishing a democratic Palestinian state! Yeeeeah!
PS- That special envoy, James Wolfensohn, had better not mess this shit up.


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