Road Map to my ASS

Dear Diary,

What a day! Today I was super busy with the diplomatic Quartet seeking peace in the Middle East. We called on Israel to take immediate steps to relieve economic hardships facing the Palestinians, and we called on the Palestinians to fight violence and terrorism ahead of Israel’s planned withdrawal from the occupied Gaza Strip. I think I could have totally handled ensuring peace in the Mid-East without the UN, EU and Russia, but I guess SOME PEOPLE think otherwise. Now I have to conform MY superior democratic ideas to those of the Quartet and their belief that this is a moment of optimism in the search for peace in the Middle East and is an opportunity that should not be missed to revitalize the Road Map, blah blah blah....