Do NOT step to this, Iran

Dear Diary,

Um, I'm not sure what Iran's problem is, but for some reason they've warned the UN's atomic agency not to refer it to the Security Council over its nuclear program.... Um, afraid of sanctions much?

I mean, DO NOT threaten MY ASS that a move to impose sanctions could prompt you to start uranium enrichment in addition to the uranium conversion process that you've already resumed!

I've got news for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: It is NOT your "inalienable right" to produce nuclear energy, your uranium program is NOT legal, and I don't know what you've been smoking, but there is NO "nuclear apartheid" that permits some countries to enrich fuel, but not others.

Don't hate just because the US can have nuclear weapons and you can't, beeyatch.