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Dear Diary,

I am SO over John Roberts. OBVIOUSLY, Judge Roberts meets the highest standards required for service on the United States Supreme Court as chief justice -- EVERYONE'S SAYING IT. I wish the stupid Senate would just get over themselves and agree now, since they're going to eventually anyway.

It's just like, other people, namely me, are doing really IMPORTANT things right now in the international community.

Whatever. I'm not gonna stress out about it. I know the President still likes me the best!
; )