OH, HELL NO!!!

Dear Diary,

I am NOT going to let these World Summit bitches dictate US international policy! I CAN'T believe that NONE of my open appeals to China, Russia, India and other nations to threaten Iran with sanctions for refusing to halt its nuclear program worked! How many times do I have to tell these people that Iran needs to get a message from the international community that is a unified message?

And then I can't believe that Iran's new president, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, urged the U.N. not to bend to U.S. pressure!!! It's like, mind your own fucking business, son! How can I get the Security Council to do whatever I say? Then Iran will have to resume negotiations with the European Union, and I would be the big winner of the General Assembly! Ha! Kudos to me!!!