O'Reilly Factor

Yeah, that's right, Diary. I was on "The O'Reilly Factor" on Fox News!

Unfortunately, even though I looked WAY hot for my interview, it wasn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be.

I mean, why can't people focus on the positive aspects of this administration? Why people gotta be all up in my face with like, is Bush is racist? How come the rescue efforts for the Blacks in New Orleans were so lame? Why are you failing in Iraq?

The President definitely cares about equality in America. I know how much he cares that inferior kids get a fair shake in the educational system. And I think the reason it's hard for people to see that we're doing well in Iraq is that it's a lot easier to see the violence every day.

So suck it, bitches! Bill O'Reilly, you are a douchebag!