so much for getting my hopes up

Dear Diary,

Major bummer today. So, I'm sitting in the UN General Assembly thingy, when George starts writing me a note -- pretty cool, right? That's what I thought, too. But it turns out, he wasn't writing me a love sonnet or asking me out on a romantic date or anything (not even a freaking night-cap!) -- he needed to take a piss! Of all the things, Diary! I was so disappointed. When is he going to realize that I am the only one who can make him happy? Laura doesn't have a clue....