Stinky General Assembly

Dear Diary,

I bet you're wondering how awesome it is to be the US Secretary of State, right? Well, I'll tell you: Most of the time it's pretty awesome, but sometimes you have to do really boring stuff, like go to the UN for the General Assembly meeting.

Diary, everything that happens at the UN is totally lame. Most people don't even agree with us about peace & justice. Plus the room is full of stinky-ass men. (BTW, John Bolton has hella bad B.O.) I can't wait 'til this shit is OVER.