Why people gotta be trippin'?

Okay, I KNOW there's been a hurricane and stuff, but a powerful world leader DOES need some time to relax and pick up totally expensive shoes at Ferragamo. Why people gotta be trippin'?

Last night I want to go see "Spamalot" at the Shubert, and it was so hilarious it made me cry... but then I cried tears of sadness after other members of the audience booed me when the lights came up after the show.

And then yesterday on Fifth Avenue, this crazy lady came up to me in a store, and was all, "How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!” I had that bitch PHYSICALLY REMOVED by my security.

Whatever! I don't need to go to cabinet meetings if I don't want to! And it's not like Katrina was MY fault!