APEC

Dear Diary,

Today when I was talking with Chinese Foreign Minister Li Zhaoxing, he kept leaning over the table towards me, and he had very bad breath. How am I supposed to urge nations across the Asia-Pacific region to unite to counter the threats of terrorism and bird flu, while helping foster greater prosperity by bolstering the rule of law and open trade when homeboy is all up in my face? SIT THE HELL DOWN IN YOUR CHAIR, DAMMIT!