Busan

Dear Diary,

Do you know what is boring? I'll tell you: the second round of the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) ministerial meeting in Busan -- that is what's boring. And that's what I have to go to tomorrow. When are people going to realize that I don't care about the Pacific Rim? I thought the 2004 tsunami made that really obvious. Asia doesn't have any oil. Are any of the countries there even democracies?

PS- I don't like when South Korean Foreign Minister Ban Ki-moon touches me. His hands feel like tofu.