I "Gaza" bad feeling about this...

Dear Diary,

Today in Jerusalem, some journalists gave me a birthday card. It was nice, even though my birthday was yesterday.

Diary, I was there to broker an important deal regarding Gaza border crossings. When it comes to the Middle East, I feel like I have to do everything myself. Why can't people there just get it together and embrace democracy?

PS- International Mideast envoy, James Wolfensohn, looks like a walking corpse.