I SO could crush Ariel Sharon

Dear Diary,

I'm in Jerusalem today. I've never really realized that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is wider than he is tall. Huh. Who knew?

Last night I went to the Haim Shaban Forum dinner at the King David Hotel. It was one of the events commemorating the 10th anniversary of the assassination of the late prime minister Yitzhak Rabin. It was cool except I had to sit next to Sharon. He eats A LOT -- that is probably why he is so wide....