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Dear Diary,

Word up! Today I spoke at the American Bar Association. It was pretty cool. I told them that the USA has always respected our international legal obligations and we have led the world in developing new international law. I also said that the virtue of the rule of law is not that it erases all human imperfection but that it upholds a standard of justice that enables democratic societies to improve themselves over time- ha ha ha ha ha!

It's so tiresome that I have to keep saying things like this when the President clearly stated that we do not torture. I think people are getting the administration confused with the CIA. Dummies.

Peace out -- I'm off to Bahrain!