Yes, you are on my list.

Dear Diary,

I'm so tired of countries that violate religious freedoms.

Why can't everyone be like the USA and know that God's wrath will befall those who are intolerant?

I didn't feel like adding Pakistan, Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan to my blacklist of China, Iran, Myanmar, North Korea, Eritrea, Sudan, Cuba, and Saudi Arabia -- so they are totally lucky their asses aren't going to be sanctioned to death.