Totally dreamy...

Dear Diary,

Here's a picture of me with Robert Redford at this awesome gala dinner I hosted at the State Department for the 2005 Kennedy Center honorees. Tina Tuner was there! Girlfriend is HAWT! If I weren't so busy spreading Peace, Justice, and Democracy throughout the world, I'd want Tina's career. Tony Bennett and Vanessa Williams were also there. Somehow, Kid Rock got in -- I don't know who invited him, but at least I think he's a Republican.

Oh yeah, a bunch of the Kennedys were there, too.