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Dear Diary,

I’ve got a lot going on right now. Tehran’s still pursuing a nuclear program, and despite my repeated requests, Egypt and Saudi Arabia are giving money to Hamas for the reformation of the Palestinian government. It just feels so overwhelming sometimes. How am I supposed to bring Democracy if the Palestinians are all caught up in their right to vote for a hostile government party? How am I supposed to bring Peace if Iran is busy trying to accumulate the same weapons that we have? What’s a girl to do?!

Do I look retarded?

Dear Diary,

I don’t get why Iran always gotta play the "destabilising influence in the Middle East". It's getting very tiresome. FYI Tehran, just because the US invasion of Iraq has wrought devastation on the lives of many and facilitated the emersion of a violent religious civil war, it does NOT mean that the presence of American-forces in Iraq is bringing chaos to the region.

I just hope that Egypt and Saudi Arabia won’t support the Hamas Palestinian government, because they are totally a terrorist organization.

From Russia with Uranium

Dear Diary,

Thank God, Russia is finally stepping up to the plate to do something about this Iran nuclear nuisance. It’s like, a super good idea for Russia to give Iran uranium that’s been enriched in Russia. But Iran is being such a pain in the ass with its “we-have-the-right-to-pursue-nuclear-research” stance.I mean, I am all about UN sanctions, but Russia’s Foreign Minister, Sergei Lavrov, is not down. *sigh*