From Russia with Uranium

Dear Diary,

Thank God, Russia is finally stepping up to the plate to do something about this Iran nuclear nuisance. It’s like, a super good idea for Russia to give Iran uranium that’s been enriched in Russia. But Iran is being such a pain in the ass with its “we-have-the-right-to-pursue-nuclear-research” stance.I mean, I am all about UN sanctions, but Russia’s Foreign Minister, Sergei Lavrov, is not down. *sigh*