Let me tell you a little story about HELL NO!

Dear Diary,

Today I was on 'Fox News Sunday' and 'Face the Nation.' I had to explain to people that Iran just doesn’t seem to understand that if it ends its nuclear program, it will get the HOOK-UP from the West! Iran needs to GET ON IT, because that shit ain’t open-ended! And it’s not like I’m handing out deadlines… yet.