HOLLABACK, AMERICAN LEGION NATIONAL CONVENTION!

Dear Diary!

Today I received the 2006 American Legion Auxiliary Woman of the Year Award!!!

I am so glad that somebody finally recognized that I am all about advancing the quality of life for others and making a positive impact on the men and women of our Armed Forces, veterans and their families!

Hear that?! I am an exemplary woman, bitches!

PS- You can be sure I warned the convention about the dangers of pulling out of Iraq prematurely. I KNOW those girls knew what I was talking about. Nobody likes a premature pullout. Nobody.