Justice

Dear Diary,

I'm really glad that Leon Caver got a 34-year jail sentence today for shooting my senior naval advisor Frank Ponds in October 2004.

Supposedly Caver shot his nephew because a relative willed her property to Frank and not to him, but I'm pretty sure he was just way jealous of Frank's job. I mean, who wouldn't want to work hand-in-hand with me to bring peace and democracy to the world? Who, I ask you? You're right if you're thinking the answer to that question is: NOBODY.

PS- I might be from Alabama, but I am going to be wary of people from Autaugaville from now on.