Thursday, August 31, 2006

People keep asking me if I'm going to run for president

Dear Diary,

People keep asking me if I'm going to run for president.

Don't they know a sista got better things to do with her time? I mean, it's totally flattering, but I know that my strengths are spreading Peace and Freedom, putting the smack down on terrorism, and rockin' my pearls. All I want to do is spend my last two and a half years as Secretary of State working closely and intimately with the President, so I can enhance his, um, his, vision for democracy."

Don't get me wrong, I do believe I have a role at home too -- to talk about the policies, to discuss them, to debate them. It ain't no thang for me to run up on some people who disagree and debate them.

But I think when I'm done as Secretary of State and the birth pangs of the new Middle East have subsided, I'll either go back to Stanford to teach and write or I'll become president of the 49ers or something like that because I love sports.

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