SO NOT FLATTERING

Dear Diary,

I’m a little upset with the imagery coming out of Beirut right now. Today I was depicted on a banner as some sort of a monster with bad teeth! I think the Hezbollah supporters in the densely populated areas of they city that were destroyed by Israeli forces must be a little confused. Why don’t they realize that Hezbollah terrorists are keeping Freedom and Democracy from flourishing – not me. I’m the one who supported bombing Lebanon in order to help the people!

On the other hand, I suppose it’s possible that whoever wrote “the terrorist” on the picture in Arabic intended to write “the terrorist conqueror” instead; although that doesn’t explain why the drawing was so unflattering…. Hmm. I’m totally mystified.