TERRORISM is the new FASCISM!

Dear Diary,

Yesterday, Donald Rumsfeld, our fearless Defense Secretary, made some totally insightful comments about how the trend for this fall's global crisis will be a "new type of fascism" -- which is cool, because I think the term terrorism was getting a little old. I think this will really spruce up the counterterrorism policy’s image in the eyes of the public.

I, for one, am glad someone is finally pointing out the obvious. It should be as clear as day that when Americans question whether or not the most effective way to get the bad guys is by exterminating innocent people it’s EXACTLY the same as when Americans ignore the bad guys exterminating innocent people! It’s way awesome that Rumsfeld stood up to the Administration’s critics and helped them put things in a historical context, so they can see clearly that the Terrorists are the new Nazis, and the Muslims are the new Jews. Now that things have been put into perspective, I'm pretty sure people will quickly come to understand that it is okay to murder innocent people, as long as you stop the bad guys from murdering them first.