A Libris = A Stupidus

Dear Diary,

Tonight I went to 2006 National Book Festival Gala at the Library of Congress.

It was totally fancy, and I looked way hot in my black outfit.

The only bad part of the night was sitting next to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, who smells like ass. I got to sit next to George, too! And even though Laura was on the other side of him... we all know who he was really looking at when she got up to accept her award for some book thing she did.