Match made in poop

Dear Diary,

So yeah… it looks like President Hugo Chavez and President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are BFF because today, Venezuela and Iran signed a ton of bilateral agreements for things like oil exploration and car production.

I mean, I’m sure their little party in Caracas was harmless – who cares about a joint petrochemical and steel company? – but I’m not down with the way the two of them have emerged all “outspoken-like” against the US. Like, why you gotta be all uppity about creating a world without the dominance of one single power?

It’s all I need to have Venezuela on the UN Security Council; why doesn’t Chavez just give Iran a bunch of enriched uranium and be quiet?