Seriously? No, SERIOUSLY?

Dear Diary,

I’m having a bit of an existential crisis. I just can’t understand why Laura is always around! Doesn’t he trust my opinions? Am I not the Secretary of State?! We are super busy trying to “clear, hold and lead” in Iraq and not leave any children behind at the same time! Doesn’t she realize she is distracting us from these serious political dilemmas? Doesn’t she realize that the polls are showing that Republicans are going to lose a lot of positions in the midterm elections? Gahhhhhh!!!!!!!!