Sing it, girl!

Dear Diary,

I am totally going to bust out some sanctions on Iran next week at the P5-plus-1 meeting (aka the five permanent members of the UN Security Council: Britain, China, France, Russia and the United States, plus Germany). It’s like, so obvious that Iran doesn’t want to suspend its nuclear activities. It’s kind of hard to have negotiations if, you know, you cancel your meeting with European officials.

I was hanging out with Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni today, and she’s also worried that there might be a split in the coalition confronting the Islamic government in Iran. I mean, I know I would be totally sketched out if Iran didn’t recognize my country’s right to exist. Anyway, I’m sure the international community will be down with whatever, since this is not just a threat to Israel but a threat to the entire free world.