Friday, September 22, 2006

Worse news



Dear Diary,

I am VERY sad today. The number of US military deaths from the operations in Afghanistan and Iraq has now surpassed the death toll from the September 11 attacks. I mean, I never intended for another 2,973 American individuals to die. I thought we would just, like, go in and vanquish Saddam and set up some really lucrative business ventures. I didn’t really want 6,599 Iraqis to die violent deaths between July and August alone, either.