You think she's prettier than I am!?

Dear Diary,

Today I met with Greek Foreign Minister Dora Bakoyannis at the State Department in Washington, DC.

Everyone was checking her out. They never check me out. WHY DON'T THEY EVER CHECK ME OUT!?

You know what? I don't really care. Peter "hot-pants" MacKay likes me. I don't need the rest of them!

Oh yeah. Bakoyannis and I also talked about how Greece rules at being the president of the UN Security Council.