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Dear Diary,

I AM SO FREAKING MAD AT NORTH KOREA RIGHT NOW!!!!

I'm getting really tired of Kim Jong-il being so attention-starved. It's like, hello? Do you have any oil? No? Then be quiet. Feed your people or something.

Where did Pyongyang get the idea that the US even cares? I am the Seretary of State and I don't even know why they think we're giving them an extreme threat of a nuclear war and sanctions! It's so junior-high to be like, "I didn't get invited to the popular kid's party, so I'm gonna be compelled to conduct nuclear tests and bolster my nuclear deterrents, as a self-defense measure."

Plus it is totally weak of him to do this now because 1. I am way busy in the Middle East and 2. It looks really bad that there is some crazy-pants man in North Korea with nukes and we can't control him and he is hella pissed at us. I think the American people might start questioning why we went to Iraq instead of N.K.... which is poo.

I mean, could they stop boycotting the six-nation talks so Japan and South Korea can un-bunch their panties?