I'm gonna wash that totally-annoying-dictatorship right outta my hair...

Dear Diary,

You know what I LOVE about a nuclear crisis? Well, NOTHING, I'm afraid.

So I'm over here in Asia, running my ass ragged, trying to get these bitches to support sanctions against North Korea. I mean, Japan has my back -- what is Russia, China, and South Korea's problem?

My conversation with Foreign Minister Taro Aso was cool. We discussed the security situation in the region in light of the North Korean nuclear test and earlier, the North Korean missile test. The UN Security Council is so not down with either of those cases and North Korea definitely needs to recognize. Their behavior is way unacceptable and it's totally isolating them from the international community.

Nobody wants that nuclear shizz spread around like the clap.