Seoul Train

Dear Diary,

Today I was keeping it real in South Korea, having some discussions with my boys, Foreign Minister Ban Ki-moon and President Roh.

The discussions were way helpful.... Well, actually, by "discussions" I mean "me telling them that we're not going to F them in the A in regard to defense agreements and defense cooperation." So that was good.

I also was there to give props to Resolution 1718 (aka Resolution: Sanction North Korea's Ass). I reassured SK that they don't need to freak out that there might be some sort of quarantine or a blockade along with the Resolution. I know I'm not gonna be down here searching no cargo-holds.

Basically, I wanted to make it clear that United States agrees that the purpose of Resolution 1718 is to denuclearize the shizz out of the Korean peninsula. That means it would be cool if North Korea would return unconditionally to the six-party talks and rapidly implement the agreement of September 19.

I think it went well.