Soooo not thinking about sudan right now

Dear Diary,

Super busy today.

George and I met with Special Envoy for Sudan Andrew Natsios. He strikes me a total douche. I hope he doesn't F this up like he did Boston’s “Big Dig.”

I also had an interview with Larry Kudow. We chatted about how people in North Korea probably eat bark and how it's awesome that North Korea has decided to resume 6-party talks.
We also talked about how annoying Syria and Iran are in regard to Iraq. It's like, Hello, could you not interfere, please? You are impeding the march of Democracy! (I totally urged the UN Security Council again today to get their act together so we can sanction Iran for their uranium enrichment! Hee hee!)

I really feel like I am going to stabilize the shizz out of this world before I'm done here! What a great Halloween!