Job Posting

Dear Diary,

Well, it totally blows that the Republicans have lost control of the House. The stupid Defeatocrats are sure to mess everything up.

But it sucks even more that Donald Rumsfeld has to step down as Secretary of Defense. I mean, how embarrassing! Especially after George was all -- Rummy’s doing a fantastic job and I strongly support him -- 7 days ago! Like, I do not even know what I would do if that were me. I’m glad everyone loves me and that I’m winning “the war on imposing sanctions on everyone and her mother” – rather than losing “the war on terror.”

: )