Remind me again why you were invited to join the WTO?

Dear Diary,

It's really silly to think that 3 American Republicans would try to start a revolt against the communist government in Vietnam. I mean, really? Who would do something as second-rate as taking over state radio stations and calling for an uprising against the Vietnamese government? That is so early 20th Century or something.

All I have to say is that Vietnam needs to recognize and stop this trial shizz before the APEC summit.