Negroponte in the house!

Dear Diary,

It looks like I'm not going to be the State Department's only recognizable "face of color" for the public anymore!

US National Intelligence Director John Negroponte is quitting his job to come work for... ME!!!!

He's been an ambassador to practically everything, even Iraq, so those Democrats shouldn't have any beef about confirming him ASAP.

(Negroponte's sure to be way better than Robert Zoellick, who was just so creepy-yucky.)