On Notice

Dear Diary,

Today I gave a totally bad-ass testimony to the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

I was all, "America is facing a crucial moment, yo. It's like, a pivotal moment concerning our policies in Iraq and concerning our broader policies in the Middle East." And then I basically said, like, " the consequences of failure would also be enormous, so stop cock-blocking George's solutions."

I mean, don't people get that it's super important for the United States to defend its interests and those of our friends and allies in this vital region? Seriously?!

Anyway, I think my new move of offering to meet with Iran (after 27 years) if they knock-off their uranium enrichment bullshizz is pretty smooth. No one saw that coming!