So only Baby-Mama's can be Secretary of State?

Dear Diary,

O.M.G. You will NOT believe what happened today!

I was up in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and Barbara Boxer had the nerve to accuse me of not being affected personally by the war because I don't got babies.

Seriously?! That is stupider than when, back in 2003 when I was National Security Advisor, Aaron McGruder suggested that if I had a boyfriend I wouldn't want to detroy the world!

Why are Democrats so stupid? And SEXIST?!