Dear Diary,

I totally just brokered a deal with Pyongyang! How awesome am I?

Pretty awesome, I'd say.

North Korea's gonna get some aid or something, and we're gonna get the complete, verifiable and irreversible de-nuclearisation of the Korean peninsula! YAY! Go me!

And... I totally think this is gonna be seen as a message to Iran that the international community is able to bring together its resources! Boo-yah!

It's almost like the last 6 years didn't happen, you know, when that deal Clinton made fell apart, for some unknown reason?

Sweet!