Walk Like a Hawk

Dear Diary,

I've done it! I've just announced my appointment of Eliot A. Cohen as State Department Counselor. Ha! I bet no one saw this coming!

I bet people think I chose him because he supports the war and will keep Cheney off my case, since Cohen totally does not want me talking to Syria or Iran.

But I just think something about neo-conservatives is kind of dreamy, don't you?

I love it when you call me Big Papa...

Dear Diary,

I am totally throwing my hands in the air like I'm a true player!

Today I was with Sheikh Khalid Bin Ahmed Al-Khalifa.

I think it's safe to say that he's living large because of all that oil they have Bahrain. And by "living large," I mean "living with an extravagant or self-indulgent lifestyle" as well as that "he is a total fat-ass with a fupa."