Saturday, December 03, 2005

Totally dreamy...

Dear Diary,

Here's a picture of me with Robert Redford at this awesome gala dinner I hosted at the State Department for the 2005 Kennedy Center honorees. Tina Tuner was there! Girlfriend is HAWT! If I weren't so busy spreading Peace, Justice, and Democracy throughout the world, I'd want Tina's career. Tony Bennett and Vanessa Williams were also there. Somehow, Kid Rock got in -- I don't know who invited him, but at least I think he's a Republican.

Oh yeah, a bunch of the Kennedys were there, too.

Friday, December 02, 2005

I like my job


Dear Diary,

Today I was hanging out in the Treaty Room of the State Department having some meetings with Japan's Foreign Minister Taro Aso. We talked about some international government stuff.

It was cool. I have a good job.

Oh, and I was wearing a super-cute outfit!